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- You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
- You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
- You change your underwear after a sneeze.
- You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
- Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
- Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
- An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!