Old Is When

[Harttoo]

As long as You can ride ,It just doesn't matter!

 

[fin_676]

When you can remember all the words from a 1965 song but cant remember why you just walked into the kitchen

Brian

 

[dbmg]

When you can remember all the words from a 1965 song but cant remember why you just walked into the kitchen

Brian

I hate when that happens. Because usually what your looking for is right in front of you.

 

[RibEye]

 

[liquid_wrench]

When talking to older guys I tell there is only 3 important things to remember.
1.) Never miss a meal.
2.) Never pass up a bathroom.
AND
3.) Never ever pass up a piece of cake.

You forgot, never trust a fart.....lol

 

[RibEye]

 

[Bluesportster]

I'm so old, I don't break wind, I break dust.

 

[ThunderRogue]

When everything you say is proceeded with "what?", or "huh?"
And most of your conversations are "You know the guy from......ah shoot, what's his name?!"

 

[joel]

Old is when you go and find things to help you work when all the lights are on but still need more.

 

[jamesearl]

How about walkin into a room to get something and forgetting why you're there.