Old Is When

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dbmg, Apr 24, 2016.

  1. dbmg

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    1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

    2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

    3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

    4. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    5. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

    6. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

    7. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!


     
  2. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    I can relate to some of those Bernie. :(
     
  3. dbmg

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    When talking to older guys I tell there is only 3 important things to remember.
    1.) Never miss a meal.
    2.) Never pass up a bathroom.
    AND
    3.) Never ever pass up a piece of cake.
     
  4. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Jack is 6 out of the 7, he doesn't like yard sales.:p
     
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  5. dbmg

    dbmg Guest

    Give him time he will come around......;)
     
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  6. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    You young whipper snappers will get yours. Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
     
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  7. dbmg

    dbmg Guest

    Don't forget the cake..................
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    Me too Don
     
  9. dbmg

    dbmg Guest

    The best part my Doc keeps telling me is birthdays are a good thing.............
     
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  10. jamesearl

    jamesearl Senior Member

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    I'm at least half way there.