Old Is When

[dbmg]

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
   
   
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
   
   
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
   
   
4. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
   
   
5. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
   
   
6. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
   
   
7. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
   
   
   

 

[geezer]

I can relate to some of those Bernie.

 

[dbmg]

I can relate to some of those Bernie.

When talking to older guys I tell there is only 3 important things to remember.
1.) Never miss a meal.
2.) Never pass up a bathroom.
AND
3.) Never ever pass up a piece of cake.

 

[Jeff Klarich]

Jack is 6 out of the 7, he doesn't like yard sales.

 

[dbmg]

Jack is 6 out of the 7, he doesn't like yard sales.

Give him time he will come around......

 

[HDDon]

You young whipper snappers will get yours. Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.

 

[dbmg]

Don't forget the cake..................

 

[Jack Klarich]

You young whipper snappers will get yours. Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too Don

 

[dbmg]

The best part my Doc keeps telling me is birthdays are a good thing.............

 

[jamesearl]

I'm at least half way there.