1-he asks you to open his chapstic on a parking lot full of "riders "at a bike rally because the top is stuck.
2-you have to find a hardware store to get a bolt to re-tighten the handle bars that came loose on his custom at highway speed in Birmingham Al. after 9pm.
3-he will always stop 5 miles into the ride to change something.(glasses,shirt,jacket,ipod )
4-he won't ride hot,cold,wet,dark or more than 500 miles in a day.
5-he takes 30 minutes at a fuel stop when you are on a mile maker day,then see number 3
6- orders a zima with a lemon in a "biker bar" that's having a legal defense fund raiser that day.
anybody else?