Personally, I think he's riding up my way to find my bike, and do something dastardly to it that will force me to search his Tech Tips area for the fix.
That, and I think he leaves the silliness to me here on the site... the other important stuff... wrenching and all... he tends to that. Like I said, I'm more the morale officer around here.
Nah, I'd never do that to you. I'd duck tape your mouth and tie your hands together, that would be punishment enough!:lolrolling