Death or Serious Injury.

[bikermonkey]

While recording my milage in the owners manuel yesterday after changing the oil and filter,,,$54, ouch, I noticed the words "Death or Serious Injury" seemed to appear, a lot. So I counted that sentence 108 times in a 200 page manuel.................. so what they tring to say there ya think ?:bigsmiley17:

 

[jimrs]

That's in all manuals for legal protection for the manufacture. There are pages of them in my lawnmower manual also.

 

[glider]

It's a disclaimer for people doing their own work so the company is covered :s

 

[bikermonkey]

:bananapowerslide:My 9mm Glock manuel just says it once.

 

[glider]

That's all the chances you get with the 9

 

[bikermonkey]

Think thats bad look at a kids swing set

I bet ! The Nerf baseball bat has a chocking warning, lol. Guess I better tell the grandkids not to eat the baseball bat.:bigsmiley17:

 

[glider]

Has anyone bought a step ladder lately, half the weight of the ladder is the warning stickers on it.

 

[Fourdogs]

Heck!...the best is the one on my wifes hair dryer..said something like ..do not use while in the shower, are do not submerge in water..DUH!

 

[Goshawk]

The warnings are there because humans are stupid.

 

[Apyle]

The funny thing there is a whole web series of web sites devoted to stupid laws and warnings. If you ever get a chance you should check them out.
Dumb Laws, Stupid Laws: We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws! and Everything dumb, funny, stupid, bizarre, strange, and crazy.
They're are good for entertainment.