Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
    While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
    Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
    live. "
    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a
    tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
    While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a
    car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
    another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

    God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."
  2. Speed

    Speed Site Tech Administrator