Why Parents Drink

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
    bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

    Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
    was addressed to 'Dad.'

    With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
    hands and read the letter.

    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
    elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom
    and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

    But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
    tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
    than I am.

    But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
    woods an d has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
    of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
    hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
    other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get

    She deserves it.

    Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
    know your grandchildren.

    Your Son Cody,

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
    card that's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you.
    Call me when it's safe to come home.
  2. AugMan

    AugMan Account Removed

    That's good. I may have to leave a similar note at the end af this semester.
  3. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

    You can see it happening. I should have had a copy when I attended college. Would have saved me some trouble.
    Great one!
  4. Butch

    Butch Active Member

    :D Niiice...
    This would have saved my butt (literally) as a yout'
  5. Cory

    Cory Member