Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. The were determinde to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything to identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for the nearest store and bought the most outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals and sunglasses they could find. The next day they went to the beach in their colorful tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde with a deep rich tan, in a topless bikini and micro thong came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good morning Father, Good morning Father, nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know we are priests? So the next day they went back to the stor and bought more outrageous outfits, so loud you could hear them before you saw them! Once again in their new attire they hit the same beach and settled into their chairs for a day of enjoyment 'incognito'. After a little while the same gorgeous blond wearing a different color thong bottom, taking her sweet time, came walking towards them. Again she nodded at each of them and said, "Good morning Father, Good morning Father and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said " Just a minute young lady" Yes Father she says. We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are? She replied, "Father, it's me,...Sister Kathleen!"