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Beer Hound

Beer Hound

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Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub and one say's to the other
"Hey pass me the toaster!"



If I have to explain it you wouldn't understand:D
 
So I'm guessing nobody is getting this. LOL

The next time you are at a bar or party and everyone has a few in them tell this joke and see what happens. The ones that laugh you need to stay away from!
 
So if we didn't think it was funny we got it? Or if we didn't get it at all we're OK?
 
If you like it rosted try it fried. Did a fried duck last Thanksgiving and it was the first thing gone!!
 
So, a painter is on a ladder painting a second floor window while another painter is standing on the ground painting a window below. The painter on the ladder drops his brush and yells " quack quack gobble gobble". The brush hits the other painter on the head who then yells at the painter on the ladder "hey why didn't you warn me" to which the painter on the ladder replies "I said quack quack gobble gobble" painter on the ground says "what does that mean?" the painter on the ladder says"duck turkey'
 
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