The Bathtub Test

[glider]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started:

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

 

[Hi-Tek Rednek]

They should've put him in a jacuzzi and then let him try to figure it out ??? Ha!Ha! Ha! Anywayzz.......good joke "glider".:laugh

 

[English Mike]

Ahhh sugar, ya got me, now where did I leave my pills?:coffee

 

[HarleyHarry]

No that would be mean. Send him in the garden to dig a hole. Line up two shovels and a spade for that purpose and tell him to take his pick.

 

[glider]

Geesh Glider, next you'll tell us they put him in a round room and then said to go stand in the corner.

Nah, that would be too confusing:s

No that would be mean. Send him in the garden to dig a hole. Line up two shovels and a spade for that purpose and tell him to take his pick.

Plenty of head scratching going on there Harry:yes

 

[amlegend]

So thats why im in here..........