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The Amish Elevator

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: THE AMISH ELEVATOR




An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in
my life. I don't know what it is".

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.


The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.


Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.



The father then looked at his son and said "Boy! Go Get Your Mother!"
 
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: THE AMISH ELEVATOR




An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in
my life. I don't know what it is".

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.


The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.




Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father then looked at his son and said "Boy! Go Get Your Mother!"
 
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