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A man died and appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit to get into Heaven?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the (edited) out of all of you !

St. Peter was impressed, "Wow ... when did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."

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