This lawyer flags down a taxi outside his office. He gets in and tells the driver to take him to an airport on the other side of the city. After a while, the lawyer remembers that he needs to make a stop at home first, so he reaches up and taps the driver on the shoulder. The driver screams, prays, slams on the breaks, and sends the car skidding across two lanes of traffic before coming to a stop. "What was that all about?" the lawyer asks. "Sorry," the driver replies, "I used to drive a herse."