Still more signs

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you sent in your payment.However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station :
"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak

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actual sign on the way into Chanute,Ks. for a exhaust repair shop ---
"NO MUFF TO TUFF"