Sheryl Crow always sends her clothing out to a Chinese laundry. But, when it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So, she starts to enclose a note each week to the Chinaman that says, "Use more soap on panties." This goes on for several weeks, with Crow sending the same note to the laundry, over and over again. Finally, fed up this, the Chinaman responded with his own note that said, "Use more toilet paper on ass."
Thanks AoXY. I don't know if you read/heard about it, but Crow recently said that everyone needs to start using just 1 square of TP per bowel movement, to save the trees! BSD to that! LOL!