"Soap gets in Your Eyes" is not a "classic" tune I plan to whistle anytime soon!
Have to say I have never considered the wash and wear approach...at least not voluntarily, but maybe if I hit a skunk on the road and my pillion partner would be up to it...hmmm
Geez cyborg, I sure hope you're not a person with any kind authority over anything or anyone. What a (EDIT) thing to do, especially with no face protection.