Puppy Heaven

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  1. dynamike

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    Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest. "Father, could you say a mass for the poor creature?"

    The father explains, "We can’t have services for an animal in the church, but there’s a new denomination down the road. Maybe they’ll do something for him."

    "Thanks," says Muldoon. "Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

    The father replies, "Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?"