Pain transfer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

    Painfree birth
    « on: August 04, 2009, 08:56:12 PM » Quote


    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
    Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
    amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
    mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
    He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much in
    favour of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
    even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
    experienced before.
    But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
    doctor to go
    ahead and kick it up a notch.
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer..

    The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
    husband's blood
    pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

    At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued
    to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the
    wife considerably,
    the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain,
    and the husband had experienced none.
    She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

    Yeah, I guess Mike is wondering what happened to the milkman?...after all he was more consistant with his "deliveries...!" :newsmile055:
  3. jessemoya

    jessemoya Member

    I didn't get it either, and someone at work told me to ask my parents. I'll let you know what they say...

  4. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

    Ouch, what a way to find out :newsmile100: :newsmile100: :newsmile100: