Our Wifes are really keeping score.......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dbmg, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. dbmg

    dbmg Guest

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
    For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
    In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.
    He asked her about the contents.
    'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
    The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.
    'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'
    'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'
  2. stray dog

    stray dog Junior Member

    Ha HA good one
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

    not going to tell my wife...good one
  4. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    Shhhhhhhhh lol
  5. gator508

    gator508 Well-Known Member

    ha-ha-ha, she sold them for $1 each:D
  6. weldbead

    weldbead Member

    that reminds me of my grandmother.,for years we all watched her when she didnt think we were watching and she was always hiding a nickel,a dime,a quarter...when she died we found forty cents..
  7. TonyLambert

    TonyLambert New Member

    hahaha lol that means she was getting angry many times