Old Friends


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This one reminded me of TWrecks:D

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they
had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities
had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they
were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad
at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think
of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell
me what your name is.'

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and
glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'