Old Age

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
    has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
    dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal
    and even the accelerator! ' she cried.
    The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
    A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got
    in the back-seat by mistake.'
     
    glider, Jan 4, 2008
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  2. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    An elderly BLOND Floridian ??!!!!! just kiddin'!!
     
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  3. glider

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    Maybe white or purple:D
     
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  4. glider

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    glider, Jan 5, 2008
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  5. glider

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    Common Joe, let's upgrade there:D
     
    glider, Jan 5, 2008
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  6. popsmiller

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    I heard thats a true story. very funny
     
    popsmiller, Jan 5, 2008
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  8. glider

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    Did she frighten you that much?:D
     
    glider, Jan 6, 2008
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  9. biscuit

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    SWEET!! Zat mean with no#52 coming up next month that i qualify and can be as offensive as i like with ZERO repercussions?And you'll all be laughing? When can i start..?:D
     
    biscuit, Jan 9, 2008
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