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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal
and even the accelerator! ' she cried.
The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got
in the back-seat by mistake.'
True story or not, the old lady they got for that snippet was hilarious! Ever notice that when old folks curse... it's not offensive... it's just funny?

SWEET!! Zat mean with no#52 coming up next month that i qualify and can be as offensive as i like with ZERO repercussions?And you'll all be laughing? When can i start..?:D