New Yorkers!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

    A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by a
    fierce tribe. The chief approaches them and says, "The bad news
    is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you and
    then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you
    get to choose how you die."

    The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some
    poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

    The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives
    him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the
    queen!" and blows his brains out.

    The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but
    he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork
    and starts jabbing himself all over-the stomach, the sides, the
    chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's
    horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you
    doing???" The New Yorker looks at the chief and laughs, "So much
    for your canoe!"
  2. Tigg

    Tigg Junior Member

    :bigsmiley20::bigsmiley20::bigsmiley20: That rocks
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

    Good one T. :D