Italian Anniversary At the church's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Luigi replied to the audience "Wellah, I'a tried to treat-a her well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a thing-a was-a dat I took-a her to Italy for the 20th anniversary! The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary... Luigi proudly announced, "I'm-a gonna go and-a geta her."