Hey Vets: this Bud's for you

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by springer03, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. springer03

    springer03 Active Member

    :cheers The Sergeant! :cheers

    The Drill Instructor noticed a new recruit and barked at him, 'Get your carcus over here! What's your name?"

    "Paul," the new recruit replied.

    "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bull they're teaching in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the sergeant scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my recruits by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker. I am to be referred to only as 'Sergeant.' Do I make myself clear?"

    "Yes, sir, Sergeant!"

    "Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

    The recruit sighed. "Darling, My name is Paul Darling."

    "Okay, Paul, here's what I want you to do..."


    VETERAN -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve -- a veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "up to, and including his life."
  2. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

    It always pays to be flexible and able to think fast.
  3. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

    In the field innovation, it's what makes our military great :lolrolling
  4. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

    When I arrived at Fort Knox for Basic training, The DI told us we were going to love the Army. He said every day is like a holiday and every meal a banquet. I think he lied! :bigsmiley24: