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lorne

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Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
 
Maybe she's closing the face of her club as she hits the ball. Sounds like a classic "snap hook".:p
 
Maybe she's closing the face of her club as she hits the ball. Sounds like a classic "snap hook".:p

I think it's more over rotation of the left or dominate hand. Either that or her phone # is not correct on the bathroom stall.
 
One of my work colleagues said HE was a hooker at weekends. I had to clarify that one with him. He said he plays Rugby at weekends. I should have guessed it really, because he grew up in Tonga and New Zealand... didn't think I was that slow at catching on - must be my age:D
 
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