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T wrecks

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*Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks*
#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a

#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour a go."

and the #1 best caddy comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
That had me rolling! Funny stuff, and I haven't heard those before. I always claim I'm a better goofer than golfer.
When it comes to golf I'm a one handycap That is I play like I'm a handycap in fact I've seen handycap people that play much better than I. In fact I've had them refer to me as the "haddycrap' player because just about everytime I make a shot I end up yelling "O-CRAP!!!". One time I had a big knot on my head because I hit the ball and it sliced so much that it did a big u-turn and came back and hit me in the head before I could duck. I'm no longer alowed to play on courses that have houses on them. I once payed a $150.00 to play a round of golf; That came out to about a buck per shot. :cry