Elderly shoppers.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

    This would be funny if it wasn't so tragically true here in Oz. It has become a national past time down here for eighty something year olds.....and older, to drive their cars through shop front windows.
    T :no

    A group of seniors were sitting around talking about
    all their ailments.
    "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this
    cup of coffee," said one.
    "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so
    bad; I can't even see my coffee."
    "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my
    hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
    "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"
    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my
    neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded
    weakly in agreement.
    "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!"
    exclaimed another.
    "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said
    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"
    winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
    The others nodded in agreement.
    "Well, count your Blessings," said a woman
    cheerfully - - "thank God we can all still drive"
  2. Mainah

    Mainah Junior Member

    Good one! Reminds me of a bumper sticker my dad had on his car when he lived in Florida.

    "Pray for Me, I Drive on 19"

    For those that don't know, that road runs right through wrinkle city, nothing but white knuckles and blue hair, lost and confused.:small3d031: