Didn't spill a drop!

[Willem]

A little joke i heard today, see if i can translate it.

Yesterday a good friend of gave me a bottle of nice whisky, malt ofcourse.
Because i was afraid to make a dive with my bike and break the bottle i drunk it all.
That was a wise decision because on the way home i fell at least 7 times with this darn bike.

 

[HDDon]

And he didn't spill a drop.

 

[dbmg]

Good thing the bike was there to break your fall so you did not get hurt......