Cowboy gets to the pearly gate

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by djrider, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. djrider

    djrider Member

    Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"

    St. Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

    "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

    I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

    I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the (EDIT) out of all of you!"

    St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

    "Couple of minutes ago.."

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  2. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

    :lolrolling Oh that is good. Just goes to show what courage can do sometimes. In fact this guy would have qualified for some (post humous) honor awards too. I liked that, thanks for sharing.

    Reminds me of the one where Baptist's don't think there will be any Rednecks in Heaven. But two Baptist died and while they were standing at the Pearly Gates waiting for an angel, instead some ole boy in a flat bed pickup comes drivin up and says,
    Heys, you all gets in the back, we goin up to the Big House.
  3. Grizz29

    Grizz29 Member

    Hilarious. I'm gonna use that one if you don't mind.
  4. ballpeen

    ballpeen Active Member

    Funny, funny, funny..............