Closets

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little
boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is"
Boy " I have a baseball."
Man "That's nice"
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks"
Boy "My dad's outside..."
Man "O.K. - "How much?"
Boy "$250"
In a few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.


"Boy "Dark in here"
Man ' Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a baseball glove"
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy "$750"
Man "Sold!"


A few days later the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
let's go outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy " $ 1,000"


The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that...
that is way more than those two things cost. I"m going to take you to church and make you confess."


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit
in the confession booth and he closes the door.


The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again, you're in my
closet now."
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Glider:22::22:And there was i thinking you were a Godly kinda chap:11:

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Now Mike, where did you ever get that impression:Banane24::Banane24:

 

Wife and I just howled - great joke.

 

Great joke,glider! That one is definitely going to go around the break table at work tomorrow. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ride safe, Hi-Tek Rednek

 

Now glider, that would never happen...would it?:taunt

 

Wonderful joke!