Canadians EH

[lorne]

Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cook-out of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

[Jeff Klarich]

You trying to start a war with our northern friends?

 

[lorne]

You trying to start a war with our northern friends?

i am one of them...EH

 

[geezer]

Good one Lorne but should it be under jokes? It's all true, EH! :s

 

[Jack Klarich]

Good one Lorne but should it be under jokes? It's all true, EH! :s

Glad you guys are my friends EH:newsmile055:

 

[Gold4484]

As a transported Canuck.....here we go agane eh?

BRIAN

 

[bobalu]

It's so funny 'cause its true! :bigsmiley11:

 

[oldhippie]

You trying to start a war with our northern friends?

We don't mind complements... even when the truth may be stretched just a little bit.:newsmile100:

Should come up with the alternate summer comparisons:
Like: in Canada a 90F day feels like your being dragged into the smoldering pits of Haides
In Vegas, that's just getting comfortable:cheers

 

[STEVE07]

I cant be a true Canadian anymore.
I like it best when the temps. are between 85-90f.
As soon as the temp.goes below 50 I wear two pair of pants an undershirt,sweatshirt,hoodie and a coat.Then I start praying that I can get away for a little longer each year.

 

[lorne]

I cant be a true Canadian anymore.
I like it best when the temps. are between 85-90f.
As soon as the temp.goes below 50 I wear two pair of pants an undershirt,sweatshirt,hoodie and a coat.Then I start praying that I can get away for a little longer each year.

one of the reasons i now live on Margarita Island....:newsmile036: