call in sick excuse

[dogdad]

When you call up work and say you're not coming in because your sick,, the boss will always ask..what's wrong ? then you say you have anal glaucoma......then they'll ask what is that??? and you say: I can't see my "butt" coming into work today.

 

[threesteps]

That's a good one!

I"m pretty lucky! When I call in sick to go riding, it's usually with the boss's old man, and sometimes the boss comes along too!

Now that's just not right! Nothing fair about that.

 

[Butch]

this one works to...


you: I can't come in, I have an eye problem.

Boss: What sort of eye problem?

you: I can't see coming into work today.