Blind man blonde joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by David, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. David

    David Active Member

    A blind man goes into a bar he's never visited before and orders a drink, then says:
    "Anyone want to hear a great blonde joke?"
    The bar falls silent. The barmaid says:
    "Before you tell this joke sir, I think I'd better point out a few facts.
    "No.1, I'm a blonde girl. No2, the bouncer is a blonde girl. No.3, the landlady is a 6ft tall blonde with a black belt in judo. No.4, the woman sitting on your right is a blonde weightlifter. No5, the woman on your left is a blonde professional wrestler:
    Now do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
    The blind man shakes his head and says:
    "No sorry. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."