Blind Cowboy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by DakotaRob, Jun 23, 2011.

  1. DakotaRob

    DakotaRob Active Member

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

    good one...i need to tell my blond mother that one
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

    Better run and hide after you do. Eat dinner first too.:D
  4. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

    not that will be done over the phone 1200 miles away :D