Beer contains female hormones!

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Davidw2415, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional.

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally, and

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

    How true!
  3. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

    That explains why I'm always so moody & bloated after tossing back a few too many...XD