A good Cowboy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Fourdogs, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. Fourdogs

    Fourdogs Junior Member

    A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly gates.

    'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St Peter asked.

    'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

    'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached t he largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.' I yelled,
    'Now back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!!'

    St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

    'Just a couple of minutes ago...':bigsmiley11:
  2. David

    David Active Member

    Excellent :bigsmiley20: Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha=Ha-Ha
    Nice one FD.