Wife vs. Husband

[glider]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

 

[whatyardwork]

I have a few of those inlaws myself lol.

 

[chipster]

Do you know the difference between an outlaw and an inlaw?

Outlaws are wanted!:s

 

[Gas Gauge]

If your Mother-In-Law is knocking at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

Your dog, he'll shut-up once he gets inside.

 

[02glide]

Sounds like a good reason not to have a front door:s