Why you don't play golf with your wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Goofuss, Feb 28, 2010.

  1. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

    A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."

    The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and spent the full five minutes looking for the ball. He found it just in time, but in a horrible position.. He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in.

    His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker.

    Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.

    He took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five, and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole"

    To which she replied, Listen , don't yell at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine."
  2. Charlies Harley

    Charlies Harley Active Member

    Man, I live with that logic every day and still find that funny, good one :bigsmiley11:
  3. LarryC08

    LarryC08 Active Member

    I can relate to that!! Real good one thanks...

    Take care and ride safe eh!!:D
  4. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

    ahhh, how sweet it is to be married
  5. mydeluxe

    mydeluxe Member

    I have found that when it comes to my wife I either be right or Happy…. I choose Happy…:bigsmiley8: