Suspicious Mother

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

    Suspicious Mother
    Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
    During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
    noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

    Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
    Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I
    doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:

    "Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
    the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

    dinner. Love, Brian".

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

    "Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
    that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

    Another good one.:newsmile100:
  3. mark72

    mark72 Member

    That was a good one.
  4. mvd00024

    mvd00024 Member

    For a very good laugh..
  5. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

    Ah, to be young enough to be in that position again. :newsmile100: