OK, well, I'm gonna need to retread my boots for this flintstone braking job... I don't wanna get anyone in trouble so I'm not going to post which shop called me back but one did and said that it is the end of their workday and he wanted to get out of the shop but he gave me a price (standard $129.95, I think I paid the same for them since at least the start of the twincams) and said he'll call me back to get my card number on Monday and ship on Tuesday.
Anyone looking for parts or manuals by mail, PM me and I'll send you the contact if I recognize you from the forums here. I went into 4 shops in NE Tennessee, VA and NC and every one of them told me not available...I called a half dozen shops where I've had work done on bikes over the years (nobody I know was at any of them) but everyone said that we just can't buy it. God Bless the good American Soul who called me back.