Needs a push

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Davidw2415, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    A man and his wife were awaken at 3:00 am by a loud

    pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes

    to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the

    pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the

    morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife.

    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.

    "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is

    pouring rain out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you

    remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those

    two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should

    be ashamed of yourself!"

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out

    into the pounding rain.

    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk
  2. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

    holy cow thats funny