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Davidw2415

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A man and his wife were awaken at 3:00 am by a loud

pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes

to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the

pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the

morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.


"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is

pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you

remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those

two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should

be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out

into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk
 
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