gunnut
Junior Member
A new teacher
> was trying to make use of her psychology
> courses. She started her class by saying,
> 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
> teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little
> Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
> standing there all by yourself!'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
> smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you
> do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself
> beautiful,' said his mother, who then began
> removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the
> matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
> paying attention in class. She called on him and
> said,
> 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little
> Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the
> Cartoon Network!'
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
> trip to their local police station where they saw
> pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
> most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters
> pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
> the photo of a wanted person.. 'Yes,' said the
> policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to
> capture him.. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't
> you keep him when you took his picture ? "
> (this is my favorite)
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
> father. He watched as his father moved from
> horse to horse, running his hands up and down
> the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a
> few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you
> doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when
> I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that
> they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
> Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the
> UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'
> was trying to make use of her psychology
> courses. She started her class by saying,
> 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
> teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little
> Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
> standing there all by yourself!'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
> smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you
> do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself
> beautiful,' said his mother, who then began
> removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the
> matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
> paying attention in class. She called on him and
> said,
> 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little
> Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the
> Cartoon Network!'
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
> trip to their local police station where they saw
> pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
> most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters
> pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
> the photo of a wanted person.. 'Yes,' said the
> policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to
> capture him.. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't
> you keep him when you took his picture ? "
> (this is my favorite)
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
> father. He watched as his father moved from
> horse to horse, running his hands up and down
> the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a
> few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you
> doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when
> I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that
> they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
> Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the
> UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'
