Limericks anyone?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jamesearl, Jul 28, 2017.

  1. jamesearl

    jamesearl Senior Member

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    Poor Mr.& Mrs. Kelly,their stuck belly to belly.Cause in their haste,used library paste,instead of petroleum jelly.
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Experienced Member Contributor

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    Now that could be a problem.:eek:
     
  3. ThunderRogue

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    She offered me her honor.
    I honored her offer.
    That's the way the evening went,
    On'er and off'er!
     
  4. jamesearl

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    There once lived a boy by the ocean,who thought he'd found magical potion.He took a big drink,and started to think,it tasted just like suntan lotion.
     
  5. SilverFoXD

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    What a wonderful bird is the pelican.
    His beak can hold more than his belly-can.
    He can hold in his beak
    Enough for a week
    But I don't see how in the (EDIT) -he-can.
     
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  6. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Rules of the forum still apply. ;)
     
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    Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean,
    So, between the both you see, they licked the platter clean.
     
  9. jamesearl

    jamesearl Senior Member

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    Here's to the breezes that blow thru the treezes,lift's the girls skirt's above their kneezes,little boy seezes,and does as he pleezes.Get's social diseases.