A guy goes into a luncheonette and says to the girl behind the counter, "I want a bowl of hot chili." She says, "I'm sorry, sir, the guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy next to him's finished eating, but the chili bowl's still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. You can have it, help yourself." The guy pulls it over and starts eating the chili. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits a dead mouse. He goes, "Ugh!," and pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."