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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up
nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee.


As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out
until you leave!

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
alligator..'


Some old men can still think fast.
 
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