Best ever speeding excuse

[gator508]

When pulled over by the young highway patrolman the 83 year old woman offered this:
Officer "Ma'm do you realize you were speeding"
Woman " Yes, but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going"

 

[ultrat]

good one';';';';

 

[HDDon]

I better write that down before I forget it.

 

[Iceman24]

What, last time I remember looking at the speedo it was at "55"...;-)

 

[jaceddie]

At least we old ones have that to fall back on.

 

[BlackG30]

That evil German guy playing with my memories ... I can't remember his name

 

[Goofuss]

My dad got pulled over and he told the officer " I'm sure glad that you were not another mile down the road"

 

[Lakerat]

Officer: I've been waiting for someone like you all afternoon
Speeder: I got here as fast as I could

 

[Jack Klarich]

LOL too bad I wont remember it :s

 

[doc_63]

That's like the drunk driver explaining to the cop "I'm sorry Officer but I'm way too drunk to walk"